The Hottest 16 Year Old There Is..

Seriously when I was 16 I thought I was it. But looking back I just look like a younger version of Shrek; well anyway I came to the conclusion a long time ago that Kendall Jenner is the hottest 16 year old I've ever seen! Well being half Kardashian why on earth would ugly even be relevant to you.. But anyways she did a swimsuit shoot the other day with Sinisha Nisevic and it just confirmed even more that she is definitely gorgeous!

I suppose I can share them with you aye.. it's only fair

If these pictures don't make you envious, I'm not really sure what will?

Torture Torture Torture!

Okay so basically I'm being tortured. Why? Because I don't have the internet :( hence why my blog has had a few tumbleweeds rolling through, but for a few hours while I've managed to sneak some internet I can B L O G! so let's get it..

Bugs Bunny Got A Twin..

I'm aware this doesn't apply to everyone but seen as it is my blog and it does apply to me, I thought I'd rant about it!

So random that I'm even talking about it; but it just came to mind so I thought let's blog it; basically if you haven't already noticed I have big teeth.. in other words I believe that I have at least 3 other peoples teeth in my mouth!

So annoying.. and what's worse is when I point it out to people and they try telling me there not big; yeah okay so I guess you'd be one of those who got aboard the Titanic & then tried saying you couldn't see the iceberg. Actually come to think of it my teeth are as obvious as that iceberg.

I don't do regrets but boy when I got offered braces I should have flaming had them. Maybe then my teeth would stay in my mouth and I wouldn't have the daily struggle of my teeth hitting the cup before the drinks even in my mouth, an overbite the distance of Cardiff to London and maybe just maybe when I smile this wouldn't be my twin:

*inserts twin here* 

anyone else see the resemblance? 

Melody Take Note..

So Jessie J attended the same event as Melody (the girl who exposed a nipple too much) and Jessie chose to.. WEAR A DRESS!! wooooooo, something Melody forgot to do! No but for real I LOVE JESSIE J.. she's my new obsession and having seen this photo-shoot sneak peak on the Daily Mail; I think I may need to go and buy Glamour..

See same awards and a dress!!! 

Attention Seeking Say What!

No but seriously was this intentional or a trick of the camera? I say intentional 'cos any normal person when trying on their outfit would take a picture to see what it looks like.. Uh clearly Melody decided a camera wasn't necessary and neither was a dress?

I Just Want To Say:

..that new couples literally make me.. RANT! ALOT!

I'm sure we've all got that couple on our Facebook (well in this case I know a lot of you do if you have the same friends as me) who have literally just got together like a milli-second ago and all of a sudden every status is dedicated to each other; every picture is of them; little i love you sentences suddenly turn into diary entries and we have to see them kiss in every angle you can think of, see every meal they got (as if they never got that meal before) and the list goes on.

Then come the statuses: 'back off girls; hes mine (as if we were supposed to be wanting him), 'this is the happiest i've ever been in life; my boo' (yeah okay, he'll be done with you in five minutes) the list goes on.

Basically its as simple as: if you're that desperate for people to acknowledge you are no longer single then okay, take yourself to the relationship status and change it to 'in a relationship' 'cos lord we really need to know.. *no sarcasm intended*

& then just leave it at that. aye you can even put who you're in the relationship with if you want to take that leap! but please keep the rest of the relationship to yourselves.. thats 2 people not 2 million people who need to know what you're doing.

Breaking Your Neck In Style

So I know its clearly not funny as she is pregnant and if she'd have gone down.. then.. *to be continued* basically..

But when you take out all the serious things that could have happened and just look at her facial expression its a little funny.. but hey I guess you can say sometimes being surrounded by idiot paparazzi and not so scrawny security guards can help break a fall!

"Yes dear, you're about to fall, pulling that face aint gon' help you"

"But I guess the surrounding paparazzi can"

"Now I'ma act like none of that happened"

Kardashian Jenner Family Music Video - Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge

The latest music video made at their Christmas Card Photo shoot

I know I shouldn't point it out but Khloe at the beginning nearly breaks her neck about a million times!

Kardashian Jenner Family Music Video to Katy Perry's 'ET'

Kardashian vacation in Bora Bora

Okay so I almost died when Mason joined in, awwwww! 

Kardashian Hogging

Eurgh now that I've said the word Kardashian, I can't shut up. But seen as I stalk every second of their life, I know that every holiday or shoot equals a music video! So just in case you're not as sad as I am; its only right that you get to see it too..

Daily Mail is always 'Kardashian Happy'

Daily Mail always posts a story or 4 on the Kardashians and I'm one of the many die hard fans who needs to be a part of this family right now! I mean my name already starts with a 'K' so the least they could do is adopt me? Just saying.

Literally thank the lord they went to the Dominican Republic last week because that equals Daily Mail turning into Kardashian Mail! Its only fair that I share.

Tell me your not sat re-evaluating why you're not yet part of this family. Or is that just me?

All Hail Queen Bey!

Sorry but if this isn't the person you want to be? And this isn't the relationship you want?
then giiiiiiirl; you need to re-evaluate everything! 


no but on a serious note they are to die for.. 

I got a little too excited over blue ivy's feet in this picture. 'The life of a celeb baby'

Definitely got excited when Beyonce launched her website a few days ago too.. 

You know you want to look.. http://www.beyonce.com/ 

The start of..

So i've been meaning to start a personal blog for lord knows how long and here is where it all begins. 

Note to self: I understand this could go horrifically wrong; but guess what? .. I hope it doesn't!

My Problems:

• I talk too much on Facebook!
• I tweet every second of the day.
• I post photos way too much.
• I suck at Tumblr
• I read the daily mail every single day and have nowhere for my opinion

So my last option is a blog! I will speak my thoughts, post celebrity news and opinions, hopefully be clever enough to have music videos, post my photography work and overall chat a little bit of rubbish :) as its always good to stick at what you do best right?

I'm a sucker for FAME. its gotten to the point where I no longer say:

"I think I'm going to be famous one day!" its now: "I know I'm going to be famous one day!"

I'm one of those obsessive people who strive on celebrity lifestyles, hence why the Daily Mail and Twitter is my life; anything to get an insight into my future lifestyle basically.

So that's pretty much it.. 

Another note to self: I'll look back on this first post and cringe. oh well..

WELCOME!